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Re: My N64 collection :D *big ass pics....*
« Reply #60 on: March 05, 2015, 03:19:55 PM »
I'm with SignofZeta about most of those 3DO games mentioned.

MK Trilogy? Better on PC and PS1. Biofreaks and WarGods? Better on PC. Gauntlet Legends? Better on DC. MK4? Better on PC and DC. Sf Rush 2049? Better on PC, GC, Xbox, and DC. Ogre Battle? Better on PS1. Starcraft? Better on PC. Vigilante 8 2nd Offense? Better on Dreamcast. Turok 1 and 2? Better on Pc. Hexen? Better on PC. Winback? Better on PS2. Wipeout? Better on PC and PS1. I mean I could go on and on, but you get the idea.
The only one of those games I would recommend anyone for the N64 is Ogre Battle, which, by the way, is an exclusive. Ogre Battle on the PS1 is a totally different game from Ogre Battle 64. They don't even have the same gameplay.

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Thankfully the 3DO didn't suffer that kinda fate. The games on it that are on PS1 and Saturn are more often then not better on 3DO.
Add in all the way better PS1 and Saturn games, and 3DO still is redundant. The rest that you mentioned are very lackluster and boring. I see though what you're going to respond with if any objections are raised, because it's ultimately going to come down to taste. You like the games you mentioned, I presume, but they make me yawn. The good N64 games do the opposite for me, but you say you don't like them. Though since we're listing games, here are games exclusive to the N64 that sell the system imo (in alphabetical order only):

Blast Corps
Doom 64
GoldenEye 007
Mischief Makers
Ogre Battle 64
Perfect Dark
Rakugakids
Robotron 64
Rush 2: Extreme Racing USA
Star Fox 64


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« Reply #61 on: March 05, 2015, 07:05:18 PM »
stuff...

Blast Corps
Doom 64
GoldenEye 007
Mischief Makers
Ogre Battle 64
Perfect Dark
Rakugakids
Robotron 64
Rush 2: Extreme Racing USA
Star Fox 64




Ogre Battle on PS1 is a better Ogre Battle then the 64 one. Ogre Battle wears thinner and thinner though from system to system. The same idea is used over and over and gets less innovative as they go, just stealing off of other games. Rush 2 just blows. Its a choppy low res mess. It was an insult to die hard arcade Rush players. Doom 64 is a dark mess. I know this because we have it here. Regardless of game settings, to see anything clearly you have to turn the brightness on your monitor up way past recommended calibration settings. I really love Doom, but I did not enjoy the experience that the N64 Doom presented. Id rather just play the PS1 Dooms, or stick to my PC and play them in high res.

On a side note, if anyone wants to know why Doom on 3DO was so terrible, its because the programmer was only given 10 weeks to get it running. Rebecca Heineman
is the programmer.  You can find a discussion about it here in the comments:




Robotron 64 is meh. Just people trying to cash in on the Jeff Minter look and style. Also, its on PS1 and PC, see Robotron X.  Rakugakids, just meh. I get what Konami was trying to do with it, but meh. Super Smash Bros is a much better game. Everything else you listed basically leans back to what I said prior, Rare, Treasure, and Nintendo titles. Basically the N64's holy trinity, and to be honest, the Rare FPS games are just too choppy for me to enjoy. If I just had to play a FPS on N64, I'd rather play Quake 1 or 2.
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Re: My N64 collection :D *big ass pics....*
« Reply #62 on: March 05, 2015, 07:15:52 PM »
I came here for big ass pictures, and all I got was N64 shit.

where are the big ass pictures.
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Re: My N64 collection :D *big ass pics....*
« Reply #63 on: March 05, 2015, 07:37:56 PM »
Yeah, as I said, it comes down to tastes. I absolutely loved Doom 64 and I still think that Ogre Battle 64 is far better than any other Ogre Battle out there, in fact, ranking it at one of the best SRPGs of all time. You can't force someone to like what they don't, though.  :-"

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« Reply #64 on: March 05, 2015, 07:55:10 PM »
You can't force someone to like what they don't, though.  :-"

Pfft yes you can. The Nazi regime did it all the time.

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« Reply #65 on: March 06, 2015, 12:27:01 AM »
I am a big fan for Robotron on the N64 but that is because that is my favorite classic arcade game.  The PS1 Version does indeed have better music and the dual shock really makes it easier to play.


I like the N64 a lot but have only played about 2 games on it, but those games had easily the greatest replay value, Bond 4-player gave me years of entertainment.  That alone is worth owning the consoles.  Mario 64 defined a genre that still sets the standard today.  Mario Kart 64 is still the best Mario Kart made.  Mario Tennis was great as well.  Less great games than a PS1, absolutely, but the good games had staying power.  Going to work on 4-Player Gauntlet next.


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« Reply #66 on: March 06, 2015, 05:34:49 AM »
I am a big fan for Robotron on the N64 but that is because that is my favorite classic arcade game.  The PS1 Version does indeed have better music and the dual shock really makes it easier to play.


I like the N64 a lot but have only played about 2 games on it, but those games had easily the greatest replay value, Bond 4-player gave me years of entertainment.  That alone is worth owning the consoles.  Mario 64 defined a genre that still sets the standard today.  Mario Kart 64 is still the best Mario Kart made.  Mario Tennis was great as well.  Less great games than a PS1, absolutely, but the good games had staying power.  Going to work on 4-Player Gauntlet next.

Well, first off, MK64 is the game that made me sell my N64. I was a HUUUUGEE fan of Super Mario Kart. SMK was the first versus driving game on a console that was actually worth playing. The more you drove the better you got. People who were dedicated got better and scrubs got completely f*cking crushed. MK64 decided to turn the series into a T-ball with a 3 run rule. Its for pussies who don't want skill to result in victory. MK64 introduced something similar to what Sega called "boost" (the leader is slowed, the losers's speed is increased) and the satanic crime that is known as The Blue Shell. Also, tripple shells, because people who can't shoot deserve more ammo. It also made the tracks so wide that anything approaching racing skill or cornering technique was rendered useless. These were replaced with that idiotic, controller destroying, wiggle boost mechanism. MK64 basically took the best racing game ever made and made it...people don't use this term very often anymore for good reason but...its special ed. It really is. Its like Super Mario Kart was remade for people with an IQ of 70. And hey, those people need games too and it sold well, but for me it was a big let down. The only reason why I'm able to function in society today is because of the bone they threw me in the shape of Mario Kart Super Circuit (GBA) which was even better than the original and had the SNES tracks in it!

So, to me the game was the nail in the coffin of N64, but to a bunch of whiny bitches that all want a turn at wining without actually working for it, its a holy relic. I suppose I can understand that, if not totally disagree with it. HOWEVER, have you actually played the new MKs? MK8 in particular? I ask because gameplay-wise they are pretty much all identical, but 8 has online play and very good graphics. Not only does it lack fog (MK64 taking place in either the Scottish highlands or central London, not sure) but the tracks are like F Zero GC times 10. If you like all that random victory shit from 64, I can't see why you wouldn't like Double Dash, 7, or 8 a f*ck of a lot more. Probably because you haven't played any of this shit since you were 9.

Case in point, Goldeneye. It was much better than that POS movie, but why this game was so popular I'll never know. I guess people with far more advanced visual cortexes tend to gravitate to that whole era of 4 player split screen fps, but personally I hate all fps and ones running at a fourth of 480i resolution are, to me, unplayable. I just can't see shit. And to play it with that crap controller? Again, for people who really wanted to mow down some dudes and didn't have a PC (where at the time everyone got their own display with a minimum of 640x480 if not 1280x1024) I guess its better than nothing, but does it really make the machine "worth owning" today? Because of a memory or because of the actual thing? How many people who love love love Goldeneye have actually played it in the last decade? And if you haven't played it in the last decade, why is it worth owning? Are you keeping it around for the same reason I keep my Saturn keyboard and mouse, or is there actually a use for this brown foggy garbage?

Brown and foggy...that's the N64 right there. Its also grey and blurry at times, but usually brown and foggy.

Oh, also, they f*cked up Yoshi twice as bad as they fuct Kart. Mario Kart 64 wasn't a bad game, it was just a completely different game for different people. Yoshi's Story was just lame though. Lame lame lame. It might have been a sequel to Gex or Zool. Island is my favorite platformer, probably tied with Astro Boy (GBA) but I don't think too many people even remember Yoshi's Story.
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« Reply #67 on: March 06, 2015, 05:46:18 AM »
Zeta has taken my childhood and dropped a big fat stinky one on it :(  It smells... kind of bad.

Oh well :)  I still like Goldeneye and MK64  But I do agree... how did we play that 4 player goldeneye back in the day on a small ass TV... I guess we were 12 and didnt care.
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« Reply #68 on: March 06, 2015, 05:48:26 AM »
Zeta has taken my childhood and dropped a big fat stinky one on it :(  It smells... kind of bad.

Oh well :)  I still like Goldeneye and MK64  But I do agree... how did we play that 4 player goldeneye back in the day on a small ass TV... I guess we were 12 and didnt care.

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« Reply #69 on: March 06, 2015, 05:51:21 AM »
I guess in 1997 I was 13...  so yeah Goldeneye was the tits back then.

Confession time though....  I had an N64 and maybe 7 or so games back then... but then sometime in 1998 I traded it all in to EB and got a PS1 with Croc, Ace Combat 2 and Jet Moto...  True story.  Then I got FF7 and was happy again.
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« Reply #70 on: March 06, 2015, 06:39:52 AM »
I traded my N64 for a Saturn, which was considered NUTS back then. I've been happy ever since.

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« Reply #71 on: March 06, 2015, 08:02:22 AM »
It's not a matter of being a "hater", it's about having personal standards and not paying good money to fill your house with total f*cking garbage. 
N64 collecting is like drinking or smoking: total waste of money, but kinda fun. And it doesn't kill you.

I sobered up ten years ago and immediately diverted all discretionary income to filling my house with useless video games and AD&D books. Haven't looked back since.
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« Reply #72 on: March 06, 2015, 08:09:08 AM »
I guess in 1997 I was 13...  so yeah Goldeneye was the tits back then.
It's just "tits," not "the tits."

The real reason Goldeye sucks isn't because it's dated, it's because Perfect Dark is better. I still play that shit. I hate modern consoles and computers have always been too addictive. Sure, there was no comparison between N64 Goldeneye and a LAN Quake game bitd, but I prefer the casual environment of friends crowded around a TV. Playing Quake for six hours straight without a bathroom break until my hands cramped up was fun, but not conducive to a healthy life.
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« Reply #73 on: March 07, 2015, 09:41:48 AM »
 I loved Goldeneye but I always though Perfect Dark was far superior.  It just took the Goldeneye formula and turbo charged it with better everything.

I remember seeing how the alien weapons reloaded the first time and it just blew my mind.  That games was freaking amazing!!! 

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« Reply #74 on: March 07, 2015, 12:23:15 PM »
You had all that quiet time with Zeta where we wondered if he'd return to PCEFX, and now he's unstoppable! ;)