Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)

[ParanoiaDragon]

[ccovell]

NAM-1975 (Neo-Geo): See if you can also spot the error in the title screen next time you play it.

You mean the hyphen that starts on a new line, rather than ending the previous one?

[Punch]

NAM-1975 (Neo-Geo): See if you can also spot the error in the title screen next time you play it.

You mean the hyphen that starts on a new line, rather than ending the previous one?

lol
Check the SNK copyright notice.
edit: only on JP MVS I guess:


SNK Corp Rations, quality MREs and food supplies.

[SuperGrafx]

That one never gets old.  Never! 

[NightWolve]

Wow, the arcade version of Bloody Wolf was that bad ??

[escarioth]

i still find this one funny  :-" .....Bimmy....riiiiiiiiiiight...

[SuperDeadite]

[ParanoiaDragon]

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Double Dragon Neon, such a great game!  You fight clones named Bimmy & Jammy.  Wish they'd make a sequel but I think someone else recently bought Technos rights.

[TR0N]

Double Dragon Neon, such a great game!  You fight clones named Bimmy & Jammy.  Wish they'd make a sequel but I think someone else recently bought Technos rights.


[/quote]

Ahh that miss translation for DDIII it's still a funny joke 
Also recently arc system works got the rights to double dragon and kuino-kun.
http://www.siliconera.com/2015/06/12/arc-system-works-acquires-the-rights-to-river-city-ransom-and-double-dragon/

[esteban]

That is just solid, dramatic writing.

[TR0N]

[Necromancer]

Graveyard ducks can be pretty helpful, unlike those used car lot geese.

[Punch]

-edit-

Will post screenshots of some other games soon. This was previously just the text of a game, but I prefer doing a complete post.

[TR0N]

[MrBroadway]

That one's iconic. Also, kid me didn't know any better when I read that, and I never thought much of it until years later when I got the internet.