Caption Contest 25: (shhhhh.... It's a surprise)

[bob]

Give me your best caption for this picture. 



Winner will recieve a surprise box of goodies.



RULES:
One entry per person (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)
I will ship free to the US-48 and Sparky.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.

No post limit needed, but I reserve the right to DQ anybody I want.
For previous winners, see
THIS THREAD

DISCLAIMER:A few things need to happen before I ever call a winner.
A, We need a few entries
B, I like to wait until we at least reach page 2 of the thread
C, When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)

[TheOldMan]

Magical Chase for $50?
It's a good thing I'm sitting down....

[slinkyturd]

Agent Orange...delivering some agent orange.

[Lost Monkey]

No, I am not in the bathroom, I know you don't like it when I call from the bathroom.

[deadly_duck]

Hail Hydra

[toymachine78]

Gamester81 interviews the new Retro VGS hardware expert.

[Necromancer]

The pigment vampire claims another victim.  Don't bother calling for help; it's already too late.

[InfraMan]

"Hello, police? My neighbor STILL ain't removed that busted down old car outta his front yard... ain't nobody want to look at that old shit every time they walk out their front door.

Of course, I ain't actually GOT no front door, at least not in the physical sense. I'm pretty sure Obama took it to give to the gays. I have more of what you'd call an 'aperture.' But whatever, my point still stands... the front door is a metaphor.

Anyways, can you guys run over here and talk to him again? Oh @#&$... can you also bring some toilet paper when you come?"

[BigusSchmuck]

Yes I need TP for my bunghole. Preferably from Cornholio.

[BlueBMW]

Soop gets a call from Donna

[johnnykonami]

"Oh hey Billy!  Nothing much, just sittin' here playing some splatterhouse in the living room.  Wanna come over?"

[MrBroadway]

Soop gets a call from Donna

Premature wiener winner.

[T2KFreeker]

Why yes, I am making a deposit on the Retro VGS as we speak. You should be receiving it very shortly!

[esteban]

"The Sega Genesis was, and always will be, superior to the SNES. Period."

[Sparky]

"Ya Buddy, to much red wine!!!! have you ever shit hot lava? The old brown eye will be winking for days!!"