I definitely want to join this raffle. 
Here is a sneak peek (when I win last place):
NOTE: NSFW + Cringeworthy
Seriously, this is not safe for work.  

I want to punch myself when I look at the photo, but I think it is hilarious, too. 
Spring 2006: As I was packing up to move to NJ, my wife casually mentions that I should simply donate/get rid of everything related to computers/video games/etc. She said, "You never wear those shirts, anyway." 
So, I started wearing Legendary Axe II and Devil's Crush Tshirts every day for a week as I packed up garage/house and threw it in a U-Haul truck. 
I haven't been able to get rid of the awful onion soup smell from the armpits of those shirts, though.
Sadly, I did donate a billion shirts I loved but was too fat to wear anymore. 
