Of course I read it, and I've no doubt your initial high starting and buy-it-now prices were calculated to get such responses. The only other logical explanation is that you're a complete idiot (admittedly quite possible) and forgot that you were given the exact same advice for your Camp California auction.
How long will it be after this auction ends before you post yet another overpriced, poorly described, and misleading auction? We want to 'help' you!