Caption Contest 29: Give this guy a pick up line. (raffle type thing)

[bob]

The caption this time has a theme:  Give this guy a pick up line.  How will he ask her out?



Winner will recieve a copy of OutRun 2 for XBOX (CIC, disc is very good)
I won this in a raffle here a while back, played it quite a bit and it's time to let it go.



RULES:
[ul][li]One entry per person. (Only your most recent entry will count if you post multiple.  So try to top yourself!)[/li][li]I will ship free to the US-48 and Sparky.  International contributors will need to cover shipping.[/li][li]No Photo-chop jobs.  You cant alter the image.[/li][li]When the entries are turbo inspired somehow, or creatively incorporates another forum member, it gets more attention. (but don't try to shoehorn it)[/li][li]No post limit needed.[/li][li]If you don't want to win, please just mention that if you decide to play anyway.[/li][/ul]

[esteban]

"I have a complete, pristine collection of TG-16 games..."



















"...sealed in boxes."











*not an entry

[Necromancer]

"wanna play pat-a-cake?"

(not an entry)

[GaijinD]

The only thing I can think of when I see this picture is: "would you like a Walnetto?" Watched too many reruns of Laugh-In when I was a kid, I guess.

Anyhow, I'm also not entering. I've got a copy of Outrun 2, which is actually pretty fun. Hope you get some good entries and it finds a good home.

[bartre]

"Are you a Trump supporter? Cuz I like whips and chains."

</tasteless racist political humor>

[johnnykonami]

Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam.   That would rock, I love that game.  Sucks the Ferrari license expired.

[bob]

Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam.   That would rock, I love that game.  Sucks the Ferrari license expired.

if i read this as a pick-up line, its actually the one to beat.

[Medic_wheat]

It's okay if you use to me a man. I'm cool with it.

[bob]

It's okay if you use to me a man. I'm cool with it.

caresless spelling errors swill neber win

[Zero_Gamer]

I wanna know where the hell you find these pictures.

[johnnykonami]

Man, I wish you could still get Outrun 2 on Steam.   That would rock, I love that game.  Sucks the Ferrari license expired.

if i read this as a pick-up line, its actually the one to beat.

Oh, and you better believe it was intended as such.  Nothing will get panties more wet than some steamy Outrun 2 talk.

(Edited for maximum punnage)

[Zero_Gamer]

Sooooo..... Wanna f*ck? I've got a Mysterious Dong.

[Zero_Gamer]

Hay girl, Poké Balls is free up in dis PokéStop.

Haha... Gotta Baltoy in my pants if you want to catch it lol

[jtucci31]

Hey I don't play Pokemon Go, want to f*ck?

[Zero_Gamer]

Hay girl, Poké Balls is free up in dis PokéStop.

Haha... Gotta Baltoy in my pants if you want to catch it lol

Haha... I was going to say something about catching a squirtle but opted to keep it short.

Shit... Had we added our ideas, we'd be winners!