...a room full of balloons. Balloons of all different colors enchantingly bob and bounce in the room as an enigmatic, scantily clad Elder beckons you forward. Moments later, she disappears down a hallway. 
The sea of balloons have obscured a dusty TG-16 console, sitting unused in a corner next to a towering tank of helium.
THERE IS A TURBOPAD HERE. 
THERE IS FLAN HERE. 
THERE IS A HALLWAY HEADING NORTH. 
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