Your ideas are great sounding, but they all require too much work. And since the reward will only be the resurrection of some old muddy-graphics (albeit fun) games that can EASILY be emulated on my PC and (thanks to today's $10 converter purchase) played with the far superior Gamecube controller, I have another plan that shall be executed in one month from today.
Yes my friends, in one month from this very day, it shall be July 4th.
And I have $580-something dollars.
That's a SHITLOAD of firecrackers, folks.
Well, I'll probably only spend $100, but over here, that's like 7000 individual firecrackers, those good ones too, not the shit Dixie Dynamites, we're talking Black Cats, those waterproof mofos with the long fuses, and if you know where to look, M80s!
Yes, on that day I will be watching Transformers, eating great grilled foods, and partaking in the destruction of 2 games by a company that turned out to be a Microtraitor and a game that spelled the DOWNFALL of one of my former favorite franchises.
In other words, I'll be partying like it's 1999.

Life is great. ^_______^