Ultimate 2D console

[TR0N]

The greatest 2D console ever built is obviously the NEO-GEO MVS. It has the best 2D games ever made. I love everything on it. Everything I say is always the truth because I am Dark Joe Redifer.

Agreed end of line.

Beside the NeoGeo push it with it's giga power now what does the, Genesis and SNES have eh!? eh!?

Nada zip zero zlich 

[Joe Redifer]

Genesis has Blast Processing™.  No console would or could even dare compete with that.

[TR0N]

Genesis has Blast Processing™.  No console would or could even dare compete with that.

So that's what the 32x was for to help it's blast processing 

[Kitsunexus]

What is it with all these f*cking retarded DARK POSTERS? It was funny when it was just Keranu, now it's like Digimon gone wrong.

[nat]

I heard the evil reign of the dark lord Dark Keranu is over. He was defeated by an insurmountable pile of cheese.

[Michael Helgeson]

Yes,even I saw that the end was near,and not even Dark Jesus could stop it. Because of this,I went into my hyperchamber,added some play-doh,chemical Stupid-X,a few DNA samples taken from Joes last hair cut at Wal-Mart,for I have many spies there,and I made a mindless clone of Joe Redifer. Problem is he oddly looks like  a long lost Baldwin brother... Mind this I do not,I then placed my evil soul into this mindless clone,and thus became DARK JOE REDIFER ! ! !

[Michael Helgeson]

Genesis has Blast Processing™.  No console would or could even dare compete with that.

The Neo-Geo has it also,they just never talked about it because it was such a weak feature compared to Mega and Giga Power. All M68000 cpus have Blast processing. Even the first Amiga could do Sonic if they wanted it to.

[GUTS]

It's classic message board behavior, one person does something haflway funny or clever and then everybody else has to jump on the bandwagon with their version.  Everybody thinks they're a f*cking comedian.

[nat]

Well, clearly I'm a genius since I started it.

In actuality, the things I say and do on here (just as the things I say and do in "real life") are more for my own benefit than anyone else's. In layman's terms, I f*cking crack myself up, dude. If someone else finds them funny too, hey, more fun for everyone! If not, well, I'm still laughing anyway.

But you know, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

[Michael Helgeson]

Actually,Im not quite sure what you all are talking about,but I did suggest everyone start naming themselves Keranu for a day. After that Dark Keranu appeared,ect. But alas,this joke is old as shit,not even funny to me anymore either. I don't want to be a Baldwin for that matter. The only fond memory I will have of it is my Dark Jesus pokemon...

[nat]

You're right, Joe Redifer does look like a Baldwin. And there are so f*cking many of them, who's to say he isn't?

[Kitsunexus]

Well, clearly I'm a genius since I started it.

In actuality, the things I say and do on here (just as the things I say and do in "real life") are more for my own benefit than anyone else's. In layman's terms, I f*cking crack myself up, dude. If someone else finds them funny too, hey, more fun for everyone! If not, well, I'm still laughing anyway.

But you know, they say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

That is the most amazing thing anyone has ever said. SAVED. You are like the Oracle from the Matrix, you've said what I needed to hear. ^_^

[Joe Redifer]

Only the Genesis had Blast Processing™.  If any other console had it, they surely would have advertised it since it is so awesome.  Blast Processing™ can cure Genital Herpes®... 60 times a second!  Other consoles don't need to cure Genital Herpes® because their owners never have sex!

[Michael Helgeson]

Only the Genesis had Blast Processing™.  If any other console had it, they surely would have advertised it since it is so awesome.  Blast Processing™ can cure Genital Herpes®... 60 times a second!  Other consoles don't need to cure Genital Herpes® because their owners never have sex!

Coming from a Baldwin,I'm not so sure we can take your word for it. We all know the members of the Baldwin family break their word,get into trouble with the law,and call their children abusive things over the phone.

[Joe Redifer]

Not me.  I hate children!  I have vowed never to have any.  Not only is the world already overpopulated beyond all reasonable extremes, but kids are just damn annoying!  No way I will give up my life/freedom/sanity just to raise some little booger-muncher!  The world needs more people who refuse to procreate!