Not me. I hate children!
Same here and I say it to the little f*cker everyday. Just eight more years and the bastard's out the door.

As for the matchmaking f*cktards - thanks for keeping it out of the forums, I guess. We must have had some girls join the forum, 'cause no self-respecting man would attempt to push another man into a relationship.
More women = more problems and less money.
Though if she works, two incomes are better than one. It's always nice to split the rent / mortgage payment, and the free trim is nice too.