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Hobo Xiphas

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What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« on: November 13, 2007, 01:38:49 PM »
This has been a very hot topic in #lazerdorks and I would like to get everyones' opinion here.

I would go for the Odyssey 2 as it has a nice handle for easy insertion.  :-k
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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #1 on: November 13, 2007, 01:51:03 PM »
As Ernie already knows, I vote DS since they're the smallest I can think of. However those little DS carts have sharp edges, which could be painful on the anus. Neo Geo would possibly be the worst, but a Game Genie + Sonic & Knuckles + EA cartrdige would prove to be rough as well.
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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #2 on: November 13, 2007, 02:35:36 PM »
HuCard and BeeCard all the way. but also i like the jap. MD cart! the jap/euro SFC cart is cool as well!!
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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #3 on: November 13, 2007, 02:41:09 PM »
You forgot these painful looking "Mega Drive" cartridges:

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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #4 on: November 13, 2007, 03:32:00 PM »
The bigger and more painful the better! Do arcade pcbs count? :P
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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #5 on: November 13, 2007, 04:29:30 PM »
No
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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #6 on: November 13, 2007, 06:46:54 PM »
This thread sucks. Thanks for mentioning the GameKing though, that thing RULES!
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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #7 on: November 13, 2007, 07:37:18 PM »
game.com

Whenever I think about game.com turds come to mind.
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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2007, 01:24:35 AM »
Quote from: WoodyXP on November 13, 2007, 07:37:18 PM
game.com

Whenever I think about game.com turds come to mind.

I loled.

i am also in the 'smaller = better' camp, which would include the DS, WS and game.com.
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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2007, 01:50:19 AM »
Quote from: Black Tiger on November 13, 2007, 03:32:00 PM
The bigger and more painful the better! Do arcade pcbs count? :P

Quote from: Ernie Banks' Retirement Pants on November 13, 2007, 04:29:30 PM
No
This should help fill the "void"
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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2007, 02:45:42 AM »
I pick whichever is the largest..... er, wait I mean smallest (damn subconscious).

How 'bout the N64's cartridges?  I'm fairly certain that 92% of its library came from somebody's ass, so they should feel right at home in mine.
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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2007, 03:03:31 AM »
Quote from: Kitsunexus on November 13, 2007, 06:46:54 PM
This thread sucks.

Agreed. In protest, I'm not going to vote.

My ass is exit-only, thank you!
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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2007, 03:20:45 AM »
Being sodomized by a game cartridge does not sound the least bit appealing to me. I think I just threw-up in my mouth.  :?
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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2007, 03:21:40 AM »
Quote from: nat on November 14, 2007, 03:03:31 AM
My ass is exit-only, thank you!

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Re: What type of video game cartridge do you prefer shoved up your butt?
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2007, 05:18:17 AM »
for me it's either SNES or Genesis.
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