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Keranu

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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #15 on: January 21, 2008, 09:06:36 AM »

Usually Disney games are filled with nice, colorful graphics from my memory.
...Why the **** did they put huge black graphics in the forground?


Actually Fantasia does have pretty colorful graphics throughout the game, probably the best part about the game. Those huge black graphics and other things like chains in the foreground scroll by when you play, a nice touch.

They really should've fixed up the gameplay in Fantasia though because it could've been another awesome Disney game for the Genesis :( .
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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #16 on: January 21, 2008, 09:19:58 AM »
Rise of the Robots on the Amiga was a travesty.

I could also mention The Great Space Race on the ZX Spectrum, but I bet very few (if any) people on this board will know that one.
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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #17 on: January 21, 2008, 09:23:36 AM »
Every game on every Sinclair computer was utter trash. I feel sorry for any UKian unlucky enough to have one (which was most of them, since it was a cheap peice of trash).
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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #18 on: January 21, 2008, 10:59:20 AM »
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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #19 on: January 21, 2008, 11:06:02 AM »
Blackhole Assault (Stop. All the jokes have been made before.) for PCE and Sega-CD is pretty friggin' lame. It qualifies as a "worst" because the game is absolutely no fun. It is not broken... but it isn't any fun.

I must admit, though, that listening to the Red Book story and music wasn't so bad. The music should have been better.



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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #20 on: January 21, 2008, 11:22:21 AM »
Jack Nicklaus Turbo Golf is still the worst Turbo game in my opinion.
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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #21 on: January 21, 2008, 01:43:10 PM »
Oh, I just remembered a good example...

Ultraman on the SNES. What a flaming pile of shit.

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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #22 on: January 21, 2008, 02:47:14 PM »
Oh, I just remembered a good example...

Ultraman on the SNES. What a flaming pile of shit.
I don't think I'm familiar with that game. I'll have to go find out about it. I'm guessing it was typical licensed trash, designed to sell simply to Ultraman fans?
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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #23 on: January 21, 2008, 02:59:26 PM »
other SNES garbage:
Drakhen
Final Fantasy Mystic Quest
Revolution X
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Rise of the Robots (but that was crap on every system it was on)
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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #24 on: January 21, 2008, 03:14:08 PM »
Oh, I just remembered a good example...

Ultraman on the SNES. What a flaming pile of shit.
Haha, yeah I bought that game and have only played it like two times. I'm interested in playing it again ever since someone on another forum filled me in more on how to play the game.
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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #25 on: January 21, 2008, 03:33:11 PM »
Me thinks some license games for the nes in this thread.

Nes
Friday the 13th
Jaws
Nightmare on Elm Street
Total Recall
Paperboy (Man i hated that port)
Robocop(Please the arcade version was better)

Just to name a few.

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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #26 on: January 21, 2008, 06:13:47 PM »
Cyberdillo rocks!

To the gallows with you I say, cuz I love that game, atleast, the last time I played it, I loved it!  Keranu, you need to check it out, it's cool!  I love the music in that game as well.

Worst game, Drop Off, Rock On, Legion, ...I'm too tired to think :-k

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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #27 on: January 21, 2008, 07:06:49 PM »
Cyberdillo looks pretty funky, I'm gonna have to get that sometime!

I don't think Drop Off is a bad game for what it is, it's just that it was released in the wrong era, making it a terrible game to publish for it's time.
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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #28 on: January 21, 2008, 07:51:55 PM »
I'm going to take a minute to pick on Drop Rock for the beloved PC-E.


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like this, it must be a long 2-D RPG, right?




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Re: Worst Games to Ever be Published Thread
« Reply #29 on: January 21, 2008, 08:31:01 PM »
Is it bad, that after racking my brain for nearly 2 minutes, I can't really think of a game that I absolutely foaming-at-the-mouth hate?

I mean even the worst games usually have some sort of aspect I enjoy.

The only game I could probably really hate on is Legend Of Legaia, because it has WAY too many random battles, I do not exaggerate when I say every five paces a battle appears. They even put a little floating crystal above your head to make you aware of this.

However, this is based on my opinion from a Best Buy demo disc we received with some PS1 game, the real game could have possibly fixed this error.


Seriously though, I don't really hate anything that much gaming-wise. In fact, I'll start playing a game and read a review later and find out that people call it things like "total shit" and "waste of a disc".


To them I simply say ¯\(º_o)/¯ .


EDIT: And Missa, Cyberdillo is awesome for the fact that it looks like the old 3D Maze screensaver alone.