Talespin sucks

[nat]

Jeez, what a horrible f*cking game. Why was this released? This is the worst Disney video game I've ever played. Most of the graphics look like the NES on a bad day. Same goes for the music and sound. Gameplay is boring and monotonous. What a colossal disappointment, especially after everyone has said how this game is so much better than Darkwing Duck. I'd like those people to send me PMs immediately detailing what drugs they take. Darkwing Duck eats Talespin for breakfast, lunch, dinner, then regurgitates it back onto Talespin's mom. Talespin makes Darkwing Duck look like Sapphire. Thank lord this game only cost me $15 for a brand new, sealed copy. I wish I could find a way to seal it back up and put it back on the shelf so there was no danger of it accidentally making it's way back into my Duo ever again. I might actually hate this game more than Genpei Toumaden I. f*ck.

[Tatsujin]

why you hate genpei?

[MurderDate]

hahahah  , nat.   great post.     It's that bad, huh?   I would agree - the screenshots I saw definitely could be an NES game.  Darkwing Duck rocks! 

[Sinistron]

wow I strongly feel the opposite- though they both are plenty awful.  Always felt that DD was the best of the Total Suckfest games - and that TS was probably the worst of the Good-Attempt-Yet-Awful-Failure kind of games- a slightly higher honor than being in Total Suckfest.  Lol.  More variety maybe?  Though I would be in total agreement if you said that the underwater board in TS is among the worst imagineable- Atari gameplay even...

[Joe Redifer]

I keep getting this game confused with Camp California and Yo Bro.  What is it with the TurboGrafx-16 and games with bears?

[Sinistron]

Bears are in Blue Blink as well- another p.o.s...  though I hear Camp California's quite the masterpiece 

[Tatsujin]

p.o.s = ? :oops:

[nodtveidt]

Piece Of Shit.

[Lochlan]

Yeah, it's pretty bad.  It can be pretty difficult at times, too, due to cheap and shitty design.

Supposedly the 5th level (the one after the original 4 you can select from) has really good graphics, although I sincerely doubt I will ever make it that far.

[Black Tiger]

You get to play as a grizzly bear in Night Creatures.

[Sinistron]

eww that's right- looks like if you see a bear in a turbochip game then you might as well chuck that sucker out the window- unless there's bears in parasol stars somewhere? 

[nat]

Though I would be in total agreement if you said that the underwater board in TS is among the worst imagineable- Atari gameplay even...

Unfortunately, that was the first one I played. I thought "Hey, an underwater level! Can't go wrong starting here."

Little did I know, little did I know....

[ParanoiaDragon]

Well, I still stand by my word, that I think it's an ok game.  It deffinitly ain't good, great, or grand, but, it's ok.  Graphics?  The only stuff I think that looks graphically cool, is maybe the vertical flying squequence...I think.  And also that scene with the ....bah, I can't remember the name of the pirates giant air ship, but, there's a cinema with a picture of it, & it looks cool to me.  I can't recall anything else being noteworthy graphically.  The music is ok, it's kind of fun & Disneyesque.

[Necromancer]

Talespin and Darkwing Duck are coming my way soon, so quit harshing my vibe dudes. 

Actually, I expect the sucktitude.  The price was just too low to pass up, so two shitty games were added to the collection.

Bears are in Blue Blink as well- another p.o.s...  though I hear Camp California's quite the masterpiece 

I'm one of the local Camp California fans, but I'm also a fan of Blue Blink.  Different strokes for different folks, eh?

[nectarsis]

^ BEAR LOVER