(if this topic was done before give me a slap!)
I want a super power that lets me slap people when they don't answer their own threads.  
ouch!! the truth hurts 

Ok for me it is levitation … stuck in f'n traffic? no problem…my orange saturn rises above the rest and i get to work on time… for once 

lots of other things i could levitate as well, but most again are dirty thoughts.
and lets shorten it to a Power or an ability of some kind, could be somthing small, or maybe a strange ability of some kind… like braking wind and sending the sound to someone else so they get the blame!!!!… 
