AVGN finally mentions the frigging turbo grafx

[Necromancer]

..... I'm convinced that most people on this forum are just a bunch of stupid kids who are wanna-be retro game fans, just like almost every single other gaming-related forum I go to.

You make me sick!!!!!! f*cking posers.

That's rich, coming from a Johnny-come-lately such as yourself.  When you joined here not quite two years ago, you stated that you'd yet to own any PCE/Turbo hardware and had only been exposed to 'em via emulation, yet here you are calling all of us out as new comers and charlatans.  Please stop with the hilarity; I've already peed myself.  Twice.

[MotoRoaderMike]

At least Armake21 and UrinatingTree review games that really do suck, and are actually funny, unlike AVGN. Christ, what the f*ck was I on when I said most if not all of the people here are cool people and all? Because I was wrong. There should be more forums like the sega-16.com forums and the NES World forums, because those are REAL retro gamers, and they think the AVGN sucks, unlike the majority of everyone here who are just a bunch of wannabe retro gamers and think AVGN's funny.

[ceti alpha]

My allergies are really bad today, so I'm having trouble registering whether or not this rant is real or some Claritin induced hallucination.

[Tatsujin]

ok, that was kinda sad leaving now. but to each their own.

[Tatsujin]

and, peeps who taking AVGN serious, are bit weak in the upper story. please read his own disclaimer on his web page, and you may understand bit more of what his intentions are. may be also not.

[Arkhan]

If anybody really finds crap such as the stuff that JACKASS makes, then Devo was right about what they said about human beings de-evolving.

This monkey wants a word with you:

Listen, enough, the AVGN is an act.  You would know this if you ever met him, seen his other material (including his serious ones), or paid attention.

Calling PC-Engine fans poseurs is pathetic.  Kindly GTFO if you don't like us.

Your obnoxious, vulgar, uncalled for nonsense is more proof of de-evolution than a bunch of people enjoying the on purpose over-exaggerated antics of an actor.  You are the kind of person they tried warning Earth about.  Name dropping the Devo concept whilst carrying yourself like a piss-drunk crybaby really defeats the purpose.


and with that, I believe I have shoved the pole in the hole, if you get my drift.

[MotoRoaderMike]

I'm getting tired of that "He's just an act" or "He's just a parody" crap. Where's the parody here? I don't see any parody. I just see somebody acting like a jackass and just doing a bunch of stuff that's not funny. Plus he just says the same thing:"This game's a bunch of bullf*ck", yatta yatta yatta, etc., acting like a wimpy little bitch, relies on the same thing every episode, and I've seen him review alot of games, not just Fighting Street, that are NOT bad at all.

[nectarsis]

I'm getting tired of that "He's just an act" or "He's just a parody" crap. Where's the parody here? I don't see any parody. I just see somebody acting like a jackass and just doing a bunch of stuff that's not funny. Plus he just says the same thing:"This game's a bunch of bullf*ck", yatta yatta yatta, etc., acting like a wimpy little bitch, relies on the same thing every episode, and I've seen him review alot of games, not just Fighting Street, that are NOT bad at all.

"I just see somebody acting like a jackass and just doing a bunch of stuff that's not funny."

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the irony...pot meet kettle.

[Arkhan]

its not a parody.  ITS AN ACT. 

He is an established character.  He acts similar in every review because he has a character to uphold.  Most/all of the time he is over-exaggerating the quirks of games for comic merit, not for serious consideration.

Are you fully aware of the large fan base you are insulting?  Also, before you complain about someone saying "bullf*ck" etc, etc, I suggest you reread some of your posting in this thread.   You did it out of seriousness.   He did it as an act.

if you can't comprehend this, especially after reading his disclaimer or by seeing him NOT in character, then thats your problem.  Quit being thick.

[guyjin]

you have the right to not like the AVGN.
But whining about how he's stupid and not funny and basically using the same hyperbole that the AVGN does, is fail.
It might have been funny in fighting street, but in console chat? AND general chat? WTF, dude? 

[MotoRoaderMike]

Also, I love how he thinks almost any game sucks unless it's Mario Bros., Contra, Zelda, Mega Man, Sonic, etc., and anything that's not part of franchises like that ultimately sucks to him. Wow....just, wow....

[nectarsis]

"Wow....just, wow...."  kinda like ignoring posts showing what a dipshit you're acting like to damn near everyone here?

[Arkhan]

Also, I love how he thinks almost any game sucks unless it's Mario Bros., Contra, Zelda, Mega Man, Sonic, etc., and anything that's not part of franchises like that ultimately sucks to him. Wow....just, wow....

Are you saying you think Rambo is a gem of an action game that captures the spirit of the film?  That it is comparable to contra as far as action,and ISNT a blatantly obvious zelda II clone?

or that the bible games are GREAT platformers? 

did you even see the part where he comes to enjoy SF 2010?

or the video about how awesome Nintendo power magazine is, or the ducktales video?

i think you're just jealous that he beat you to the funny-vulgar-videogame-ranter-guy position, and you're testing your pilot material for a rival show out on our forum to see how we like it.

and this just in: We dont like it at all.

[MotoRoaderMike]

I said most of them, not ALL of them. And anybody who thinks AVGN's funny would also most likely be a fan of ASS:THE MOVIE, produced by Frito Freeman and Beef Supreme Johnson. Brought to you by Brawndo (It's got what plants crave! It's got electrolytes!) and Carl's Jr. (f*ck you, I'm eating! XP )

[Arkhan]

seeing that you hate AVGN and other vulgarities, despite being vulgar yourself, what are YOU a fan of comedy wise?