Each of those systems is shit, but they have one good game each: Power Drive Rally (Jag) and Return Fire (3DO).
Anyone who says anything else nice about those systems is just one of those slobs that collects crappy, looser, black, vaguely American game machines and has no ability to tell chocolate from shit. They almost certainly own a CDi, which they also have nice things to say about. And live in a stinky old firetrap trailer with fake wood paneling.
Also, they have a complete collection of every pre-32-bit Mortal Kombat released, and a copy of Grand Theft Auto 3 that reeks intensely of cigarettes and milk.
And they kiss their sister.
And their favorite game of all time is Thrill Kill.
If they are of the elite branch, they may also have an AES, but the only game they own is 3 Count Bout. Also, they probably own a TG-16 because they see it is a similar sort of thing to the CDi, Jag, and 3DO because it too was a huge flop...but they are wrong. It is not related!
None of this is open to interpretation or debate. I am %100 correct. You know these sorts of people, you know you do.