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TheClash603

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iphone trys to be good.... still sucks.
« on: December 10, 2010, 02:32:35 PM »
http://www.1up.com/news/hudson-releasing-turbografx-titles-iphone

Too bad the iphone sucks.  Impossible to play these games without physical buttons.

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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2010, 02:41:41 PM »
So true.  I've tried to play conventional games on a touch screen (be it an ipod touch or my droid x) it just doesn't work. :(
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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2010, 04:35:24 AM »
they play fine on my moto droid :D

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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2010, 10:08:35 AM »
http://www.1up.com/news/hudson-releasing-turbografx-titles-iphone

Too bad the iphone sucks.  Impossible to play these games without physical buttons.


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Re: iphone trys to be good.... still sucks.
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2010, 10:40:19 AM »
I think the iPhone is pretty great, just not at games. All phones suck at games unless they are "phone-y" by nature. Robot Unicorn Attack, or anything that relies on motion sensing are fine. I think it massively depends on the game. Super Star Solider would be fine, it seems to me, since you only hold the fire button and move the d-pad in a sweeping motion. Bonk...no, sorry. Also, any fighting game=forget it.

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« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2010, 11:50:11 AM »
http://www.1up.com/news/hudson-releasing-turbografx-titles-iphone

Too bad the iphone sucks.  Impossible to play these games without physical buttons.


hahaha... another iphone hater... go cry in your big pillow :P

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« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2010, 12:13:19 PM »
I'm the single android phone in a sea of iphones at my work.  I got my droid an ipod touch for a slave. :P
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« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2010, 12:59:25 PM »
I'm not so keen on touch screen controls for games that are designed for a joystick or D-pad - that goes for Windows Phone 7, iPhone, and Android. For emulators my Gp2x Wiz will smack any of these around. I have an Android Fascinate, but unless the game is specifically designed for a touchscreen, I don't want much to do with it. Another exception is racing games. These work quite well with these type of phones.

In any case, Steve Jorbs can come back down to reality from cloud Apple when he stated at a launch presentation that the iPod Touch is the #1 gaming platform in the world. I guess he can say pretty much anything and people will accept it as truth. He stated that 1.5 billion games were downloaded, but the slide behind him did not back up his claim. The slide stated that "1.5 billion 'Games and Entertainment' titles have been downloaded", including fart apps. That's like saying the PSX is the #1 CD player in the world, even though most people never used it as a CD player. So, I don't think smart phones are in reality a big threat to Nintendo or Sony regardless of what Jorbs says. Most of these smart phone games are simple boredom killing apps that make Klax on the TG look like gaming heaven.

That said, I think it's cool that Hudson is expanding into the smart phone market. Hopefully they also expand to Android and WP7. If this will allow more people to have access to oBey then I'm all for it.  :mrgreen: The pricing per game seems a little expensive, however.


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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2010, 01:03:20 PM »
You should try usimg a wiimote as a controller for Droid. Kicks ass


So true.  I've tried to play conventional games on a touch screen (be it an ipod touch or my droid x) it just doesn't work. :(
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2010, 01:23:39 PM »
You should try usimg a wiimote as a controller for Droid. Kicks ass


So true.  I've tried to play conventional games on a touch screen (be it an ipod touch or my droid x) it just doesn't work. :(

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I forgot about that. I'll definitely try that out.   8)


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Re: iphone trys to be good.... still sucks.
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2010, 01:35:12 PM »
I tried the Sonic games on the iphone and thought it was frigging awful.

Espgaluda is OK, but the constant moving around on the screen results in sweat/friction/sadness
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« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2010, 01:35:25 PM »
You should try usimg a wiimote as a controller for Droid. Kicks ass

:shock:  You can do that?!  Hmm... so now I'll be toting my phone, an ipod and wiimote around.. :P
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« Reply #12 on: December 11, 2010, 01:38:48 PM »
You should try usimg a wiimote as a controller for Droid. Kicks ass

:shock:  You can do that?!  Hmm... so now I'll be toting my phone, an ipod and wiimote around.. :P

hahaha. Yeah, not exactly portable, but still kinda cool.


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« Reply #13 on: December 11, 2010, 01:47:39 PM »
If you get a case that has a kickstand, you got a little portable gaming system. Now guess what my new toy is? Samsung Galaxy Tab. That's right, 7" Samsung Tab...that kicks ass for gaming, expecially with the wiimote. I use the wiimote for all the emulators, and it works extremely well. You can even use a classic controller - plugged into the wiimote. Works on any of the "oid" emulators (Snesoid, Gensoid, Nesoid, etc).
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« Reply #14 on: December 11, 2010, 01:48:59 PM »
oh and the app for wiimote is free, I can look it up later. The trial vesions of emulators are free, the full versions aren't expensive, but there is a way to get those free. iPhones are cool, if you like burning your money on shit u can get for free.

But then again, you cant run emulators on iphone without Jailbreaking it.
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