Well, here's my list of "WTFs"
1) The pacing sucks. It's somehow less smooth than Princess Crown because you have to tell the thief dipshit to go grab things and open stuff.
2) The right thumbstick moves a cursor to click stuff. Why. This isn't a Wii game.
3) Using the thumbstick to move your character is awful.
4) Dash + Attack are the same button
5) The archer misses shots with her arrow while getting punched. That's cute.
6) The elf runs out of arrows, and then they mysteriously drop off of stuff you hit. This makes boss battles about the dumbest thing ever with the Elf. You unload from across the screen, dash attack to the other side. Gather all the arrows, repeat.
The presentation is nice though.