Here are some lovely choice messages from the guy to be dissected:
(his reply after I inquired if he did any troubleshooting, and suggesting what he could try)"Dear professorprofessorson,
First thing, I got your email last night telling me that UPS site says it's delivered or whatever you said.
Second I go out to my porch and there it is. Rather than tell you it's been delivered I decided to give it a start up test before I message you.
(he waits about 7 hours to contact me from delivery time of 6 pm, at around 1AM. He lives in a trailer park, and was supposed to be staying home to wait for the package, he was even sending me messages sunday complaining they did not deliver it to him over the weekend.....)Third I unpack and first thing I notice there's no plug in so I had to use my own cord.
(auction specifically stated one was not included)I figured that was a bad sign. So I hook it up thinking "I bet there's something wrong with it". Sure enough it didn't even boot.
(this is up for speculation as he showed me no proof it did not do so)Immediately I messaged you. No way would I attempt to hook up Cards or even open up the PC without testing it to see if it would start up normally first.
(immediately he messaged me...... around 1 am and 3 am....)So there you go. I'm not opening up this PC.
(this is up for speculation)So you are telling me to box it up, pay shipping and be out of more money and ship it back and hope you win a claim for me to get a refund?
(feigning stupidity)So then I would most likely be out of all that money for a mouse and keyboard?"
(keyboard and mouse would have to be packed back up with the pc for the UPS claim, again buyer feigning stupidity)----------------------------------------------------
(on telling him I will need to file a UPS claim for him)"Dear professorprofessorson,
Well get it in gear. Tell em you sent it and it's broken and won't boot up. So I can get my refund!!!!!
(gimmme gimme now now now wah wah wah)As for your auction notice, I failed to recognize AS-IS. Everybody knows AS-IS means broken. Had I seen that I would have not bought it.
(again pretending to not read my auction details. The first line in all caps states as-is. Every auction of mine, toy, game, movie, etc, is listed as such, whether the item is new or used. If as is always means broken, then I always sell broken junk, so why do I have such a solid feedback rating? What a conundrum)As for your video, that video does not prove it worked before shipment. Anybody can tell that you could have a separate PC doing it and just have the junk PC standing next to a monitor so that does not prove it worked before you shipped it.
(the video shows the full bios boot up info, which matched exactly what he said to me on his initial DOA message, so the oh so clever guy debunked his own theory. In addition to that, the video shows the pc load into windows, and you can clearly see it accessing cd and hard drive data during certain games that need one or the other done. Video is here )Also my old lady told me the other day, this guy is acting too nice. I said what do you mean? She said he is way too talkative for some reason. I said how? She said he seems too interested in your feedback. I said really?
( I am friendly to all my buyers unless they give me valid reason to not be, and reply to all inquires and messages, that is why my communication DSR is high, part of why I am a power seller. I was never intersted in his feedback prior either, so wtf is he talking about. I only became interested in it once he started this mess. Clearly if his whore was busy running her mouth like this, then she is the type who likes to build mistrust and get him acting retarded, stirring the pot. Evidently no one taught the guy in Trailer Park Academy for the Poor and Underprivileged, on how to bitch slap his old lady when she be all getten outta line and shit, ammarite?)Then last night right after I got your message I replied back immediately within an hour to inform you of the botched PC and you did not reply oddly.
(1 hour from 6pm does not equal 1AM. He may have thought this was Back to the Future 4: Email Edition, sadly though, it wasn't, and time displacement is no excuse either for him being retarded and not noticing the damn clock. Even people living in a trailer park dump usually own a clock. Even people running meth labs have to have some sense of time during cooking)My old lady said see what I mean? I said see what? She said now he aint responding. Now he all of a sudden quit being so nice. I said oh, so you are saying he knew something was wrong so he was nice and when I confronted him about it he bailed. She said yep. I said shit..
( Mah old lady said see, and I said see, and she said see, and I said see, and she was all like, see, and I was all like, yeah I see, so she was all like, see, and I was all like see, and she was all like, he aint responden at 3 am, he tryin to rip u off an shit!!!! Everyone know sellers are supposed to give tech support at 3am ) --------------------------------------------
Dear professorprofessorson,
If you like looking into my history, notice one thing. I state the truth..
(evidently not)The truth of the matter is, people who sell broken things need to learn not to sell broken things just like I've learned not to trust scammers twice. If people like them, send me trash and waste my time then I'm not going through it again. You I gave the benefit of the doubt, and am willing to accept your return claim because you said you have insurance.
( what that translated into was "Im willing to accept it, but as soon as I find out you open one, Imma open a dispute in ebay")That means I will definitely get my money back, with the other people, who already burned me, there word was the insurance.
(what do other sellers have to do with me anyway, my own feedback speaks for me??? Whut is insurance when words have no meaning???) Burn once, your word is dirt.
(that goes both ways) So follow through on your word and process my claim.
(I dont process claims, UPS does)As for my feedback only a few have done me wrong. The world need to see that those sellers sell broken things advertised as good. And if you are taking their side then you obviously are of that kind. You are defending the wrong as if you have done wrong yourself. So you must be guilty.
( I never said I took anyones side, but I did mention as of late he had too many issues so close together, and I planned to look into it due to how he was behaving towards me) Feedback is for future buyers to see what kind of business practices sellers choose to practice.
(yet he doesnt care to pay attention to my 100 percent positive seller feedback rating) I don't buy items and expect them not to work when I get home. Nor do I suspect people to sale garbage or junk and advertise as working. Feedback is for that.
(No, the auction description is for that, what he has said here makes no sense, and I never sold anything as not working. I provided proof of that, proof he chooses to ignore, with his constantly feigning stupidity and ignorance of the item, the situation, the auction details, my payment and shipping policies, etc..)- mrecool811"
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(when I confronted him about the other guys computer, the one he talked to me about on the phone)"Dear professorprofessorson,
As for Haxers, contact him all you want. The bad feedback was because his PC fan was not hooked up and the seller was terrible.
(hes not willing to open someones computer and troubleshoot it before doing a claim or dispute, etc , yet he claims he knew this guys comps fan was unhooked, yeah....)Me and you never talked about that PC I bought off him. What are you talking about?
( yeah we did, he described the thing in detail, and it fit the guys auction completely. Im not senile ole pep pep in the nursing home, I dont forget live conversations I've had with people that easily)- mrecool81"
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"Dear professorprofessorson,
I did not talk about his PC I promise you. The topic was how some games require Windows 95 and and some windows 95 Games won't work on other systems,
(that was only part of the conversation, the rest was about his windows 95 system he bought, and how it wasn't fast enough, and that was why he wanted mine.. He neglected to mention any issues with any other Win 95 system Pentium 1 build he purchased off ebay.) As for his PC, It's not in use and not spoke of. I have a separate Windows 95 PC.
(Im sure if he did not prior, he does now, since UPS is letting him keep the one he got off me.) Lets not go off topic anymore. You no longer need to threat this and that.
(I never threatened anything, and I never went off topic, everything discussed with him by me was related to the matter) You just need to process my claim and be professional about it. Stop the negativity.
(gimmie gimmie gimmie, and please stop pointing out all my bullshit, I cantz handles it.)- mrecool81"
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"Dear professorprofessorson,
Hey good to see you went through with my claim.
("now lemme open a ebay buyer dispute lol lol lol") I'm not a bad person or a what did you call me? "reluctant buyer or whatever".
(no, you're a cock gobbling a$$hole experiencing buyers remorse possibly, though I never accused him of being the such, only pointed out his actions were speaking poorly of his character and pointing towards this conclusion)I bought the PC just like I buy whatever else I like,
(With whos money exactly??? Neither of the accounts are in his name) because I wanted it.
(gimmie gimmie gimmie) The first time I contacted you I asked if you were ready to go through with it.
(lol, umm no not exactly, f*ck face emailed me before the computer was even due to be shipped, stating this: "Dear professorprofessorson, I see there's no tracking number meaning you haven't shipped this PC yet. Well then give me a refund so I can buy a different PC.")I could have told you no just refund my money then but instead I let you send it to me in good faith right?
(no, stupid delusional f*ck, actually what happened was it was not even time to ship it yet, and I was not required to issue any kind of refund just because they wanted one. I kept his payment after speaking with him directly and making sure he was very clear on my shipping and payment policies, again, and I shipped on good faith that he would stop being a dumb ass. I should have stuck with my gut feeling, issued a refund, and did a non-paying bidder and got my fees back) Right... So don't pull that I'm a buyer remorse nonsense.
("Right right....cuz I know whuts Im talkin bout and all, cause my ole lady said so, and she told me I aint sufferen no buyers whutchamacallit") If all goes well, and I get my refund, we might still be able to do business.
(lul huh???) I might get one of your working PC's off you okay.
(After trying to screw me and bypass the UPS policy,he thinks I will do business with him again???) After all that's what this is about--- I wanted a working Windows 98 PC,,,, I still do.
( I'm fairly positive he has one already sitting there in front of him) No way would I mess it up after I ordered it.
(no one suggested he did, where did that comment come from exactly?) It defeats the whole purpose of ordering it in the first place. So lets get this issue resolved, and then lets talk again.
(only if well talk again means he sends me a message stating "Before I give my 150 buck PC to them to ship back to you, I'm going to need that Insurance number so I'll get the refund not you.".... and he stated this after it was already explained to him multiple times no one was shipping shit to me, that UPS may need to inspect the item)- mrecool81
There was other messages, those were the best however.