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Re: Dumbest/Stupidest/Shittiest/All-around worst Nintendo console
« Reply #15 on: April 30, 2011, 08:55:07 AM »
I voted the N64 as well, because it is the only system on the list that can be argued wasn't a huge success.  However, I don't agree with what a lot of people are saying.

1.)  The controller was revolutionary.  The form may now look silly and the stick was definitely too flimsy, but at the time, it was unlike anything that was out there.  The controller was pretty much a peripheral created so that Mario 64 would work, and for that, it was perfect.  This was the second coming of the NES d-pad to me.

2.)  The graphics were okay for the time.  Sure, we can think back to the cut-scenes on the RPGs of the PSX, but really...  look at the actual games.  Graphics are pretty comparable, and at times, better on the N64.

3.)  There are some truly classic games on the system.  First and foremost, Mario 64.  This is the game that proved 3D gaming work, and to this day is one of the best Mario games (or any game?) ever made.  There are a handful of other exclusive titles which were must-owns as well.

So yes, it is definitely the worst system on the list above.  However, that is really a testament to how impressive the other systems are, as Nintendo never really had a flop.  Did I play my N64 as much as my Saturn?  No way.  The PSX?  Probably nearly the same.  To each his own I guess.

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Re: Dumbest/Stupidest/Shittiest/All-around worst Nintendo console
« Reply #16 on: April 30, 2011, 10:15:57 AM »

Hindsight is always 20/20. The N64 obviously has the smallest library and the biggest step down visually since early 3D games generally look worse than NES 2D games, but part of the problem is you're looking at it through the eyes of someone who has lived through the HD era. Seeing Super Mario 64 in 1996 imparted a feeling of sheer wonderment and amazement to nearly all who gazed upon it, it was so far ahead of anything that had come before it the start of "quality 3D games" besides driving, flying or first person shooters really began right there.


Not at all, although having lived through the HD era certainly doesn't help things. I guess I was the only one that thought all that first-generation 3D crap looked like utter shit, even back in 1996. It looked like shit then, and it looks about 100x worse now. I was far more impressed by the Catacombs 3D/Wolf3D/Dooms that came out 4 or 5 years prior. The first console to feature passable polygon-based 3D was the Dreamcast, in my opinion.

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Going back to playing it today, it looks terrible but there's more elite level games I'd go back and play on the N64 than the original Playstation (there's more good games on Playstation, but more GREAT games on N64). Also with regards to the thumbsticks, I have my four original N64 controllers purchased in 1996, they all work great. If your controllers are failing someone was abusing them.

I beg to differ. I've had tens upon tens of N64 controllers pass through my possession over the years, in addition to handling other people's. I haven't seen a solid, upright thumbstick on an N64 controller in 12 years or more.

1.)  The controller was revolutionary.  The form may now look silly and the stick was definitely too flimsy, but at the time, it was unlike anything that was out there.  The controller was pretty much a peripheral created so that Mario 64 would work, and for that, it was perfect.  This was the second coming of the NES d-pad to me.

Different =/= better. I though the controller was the dumbest thing on Earth back when it was released. Nowadays, time has proven that not only is it a poor design, it was poorly constructed as well. See the Playstation Dualshock controller for an analog-stick-capable controller done right.

I'm also a fan of the Dreamcast controller, although I'm sure some people would debate me on that one.

N64 is the worst, no question. I don't agree in the reasoning area so much though.

The 3D was bad? Yes, it was, but bad compared to what? The other two systems were at least as bad.

Indeed they were. I'm not saying it was any worse than its contemporaries; in fact, I think ALL first-gen polygonal 3D looks like steaming piles of horse manure. My point was that the other two systems at least had a good selection of 2D games to offset the 3D shovelware. The N64 did not. It had a few, but not enough.

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I also have no problem with cartridges. In case you didn't notice, cartridges have more or less come back with a vengeance. The next generation of consoles is likely to have %100 solid state storage, and the PSP will end up being the only handheld to use discs. The cartridge thing may have held back some of the games because of storage limitation, but it made up for it by sparing us the horrendous load times of the PS.

Load times don't bother me much. And look, solid-state storage has come a LONG way since 1996. The cartridge format, as it existed in the mid 90s, had outlived its usefulness. Not only were you limited on storage capacity, the sound hardware had to be sacrificed as well. No redbook audio, etc.

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The games on the N64 are often times just...bad. Even the first party ones. Yoshi's Island on SFC is basically the best game ever made. Yoshi's Story on N64 is just f*cking terrible. Possibly the worst platformer Nintendo ever made.

That's funny, I think Yoshi's Story is one of the N64's better games, although that's not saying a whole lot. Granted, the control scheme sucks.

The Wii has lots of great games, particularly on WiiWare. Basing the system strictly on its merits the Wii is pretty excellent, it has some absolutely fantastic quality games, a quick look at gamerankings all time best list reveals two wii exclusive games on the top 3, and all of the top 3 are playable on the Wii in one form or another. The virtual console adds value to the Wii and gives it a gigantic library of games both new and old. From Super Mario Galaxy, to Zelda, to Metroid Prime, to Muramasa, to Punch Out, to Cave Story, to World of Goo, and then moving on to the gigantic library of great titles available on virtual console the Wii in terms of number of "good games" available to it for legitimate purchase may be the best system ever.

Regarding people who hate the GC/Wii more...I can't even begin to understand where you are coming from. I can only assume you would be...lets see...23-29 years old? That would place you in a situation where you were very young when the N64 came out and still suffering from rose tinted glasses. The N64 suuuucked. The Cube had mario Sunshine, a (barely) better Waverace, Luigi's Mansion, some Super f*cking Monkey Balls, the Gameboy Player, Killer 7, Alien Hominid, Tales of Symphonia (an actual, real, full on contemporary JRPG, something the N64 never got), that cool Kinikuman game, Phantasy Star Online, Animal Crossing, a very good Gundam game, Bomberman Land 2...way more good stuff that is still more playable than that piece of crap N64. The hardware itself is also exemplary. It virtually never breaks. The small discs leave you with very little load times (virtually none on 1st party releases), cute shape, the Wavebird (best wireless pad ever when it was released), and, again, the Gameboy Player which is rad.

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And the Wii...the Wii does essentially all this stuff (only the Gameboy Player is lost) plus all the Wii stuff. The Wii shop is loaded with more cool stuff than I have time to play. I give a lot of credit to Nintendo for actually putting all four controller ports and both memory card slots on the Wii and retaining %99 cube compatibility. They didn't have to do that.

I'm totally with you guys there. How anyone could make an argument that the Wii is somehow worse than the N64 just baffles me. It would seem anyone making such an assertion must be letting nostalgia obstruct their objectivity.
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« Reply #17 on: April 30, 2011, 11:42:29 AM »
I voted N64.  I still have mine and it does have a few enjoyable games (my favorite is WaveRace 64).  However I just thought that the graphics were bad even back in the day.  I just couldn't get into the whole "fog" concept and everything was so blurry.  So, so blurry.  For that reason, I thought the N64 had worse visuals (albeit with better framerates sometimes) than the PS or Saturn.  Besides WaveRace 64, I don't recall any N64 game that had memorable music.  That's another strike.  No good music?  Then f*ck you, I want good music in my games!

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I'm also a fan of the Dreamcast controller, although I'm sure some people would debate me on that one.


I'd definitely be one of those who would debate you on this.

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« Reply #18 on: April 30, 2011, 11:58:52 AM »
The Wii is the new N64 imo.  Nintendo went all full retard again and picked a dumb media format, didn't go HD, and hyped the Wiimote too much.  The Wiimote is dumb.  decades of gaming have proven that people don't want to hold their f*cking arms up at the screen for playing enjoyment.  All they did was smash like 20 years of stupid ideas into one console.  The first like 3 years of Wii were mostly shitty games.  Dumb gimmicks, shovelware, and stupid crap.   The Wii cant play a DVD movie, but last gen consoles can.  Good job nintendo.


Its just like the N64.   Dead format, dumbass controller, tons of retarded games.

Its not as bad though... theres enough good games, and the quality over all is ok... but compared to the other two systems....

and lets not get into the Friend Code bullshit.



N64 was stupid.  I made fun of N64 people fanboys when I was like 11.  Its pretty sad when 11 year olds can tell the system is a pile of shit.  

PSX had tons of great 2D games, and the 3D games were better than the N64 to boot.   Spyro and  Crash bandicoot were alot better than Mario 64.  N64 had "shooters" but they were sluggish, blurry, and boring.  Not to mention the controller made them a punch in the dick to play.

N64's 2D game library was pretty lacking.

amd how about the RPGs?   Quest 64? looool.



PS: The dreamcast controller is the closest you can get to holding heaven in your hands!
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« Reply #19 on: April 30, 2011, 12:09:24 PM »
N64.  Personally, I don't think Nintendo has had a decent system since the SNES.  Portable yes, but console, no.  That's not saying there aren't great games on any of their newer systems, there are, but, few & far between.  I suppose I ultimately like the Wii the most of their "not so hot" console's, as I think I have more games for it that I enjoy compared to the N64 & GC.

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« Reply #20 on: April 30, 2011, 12:50:40 PM »
Yeah the Wii is like "3rd times the charm" for shit they should have done 15 years ago.
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« Reply #21 on: April 30, 2011, 02:22:17 PM »
N64.  Personally, I don't think Nintendo has had a decent system since the SNES.  Portable yes, but console, no.  That's not saying there aren't great games on any of their newer systems, there are, but, few & far between.  I suppose I ultimately like the Wii the most of their "not so hot" console's, as I think I have more games for it that I enjoy compared to the N64 & GC.

+1

If this hadn't been said already, I'd be saying almost the exact same thing.

The N64 had a few good games, as did the GC (don't even get me started on the Wii...) but they are not even close to the SNES or the NES.

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« Reply #22 on: April 30, 2011, 02:51:18 PM »
The Nintendo console whose library I like the least was N64, but I like the Wii library less from what I've played of true Wii (non GC, VC, WW, etc) games. I gave up on it a while ago though. I might like the Monster Hunter game if I give it a try, but I'd still probably like Shadowman 64 all the more. I love Mario 64, but Galaxy was kinda meh because of the controls. If every Wii game allowed you to use a Gamecube or Classic Control pad, I might like it more (I  guess) than N64. But I'm not so sure. I can think of more N64 games I'd like to play with any kind of pad than Wii games with any kind of pad.
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« Reply #23 on: April 30, 2011, 05:40:04 PM »

PS: The dreamcast controller is the closest you can get to holding heaven in your hands!

Please. I'm a HUGE fan of the DC but that controller is total shit. Mine stay in a drawer unless I'm playing something like Rez or Shenmue where you pretty much are required to have them. Otherwise I'm always using a stick, or a Saturn pad adaptor.

The DC pad is essentially the Saturn's NiGHTS pad, but aside from the addition of the VMU ports its shittier. The buttons are too small and two too few. Its way less comfortable, the analog stick has a dead zone the size of a SuperGrafx, and the D-pad is so inferior to the Saturn one it can hardly be described.

"The Dreamcast Controller! Better than a 3DO pad!™" - Actual Sega slogan circa 1998.

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« Reply #24 on: April 30, 2011, 06:47:22 PM »
Agreed. 

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« Reply #25 on: April 30, 2011, 07:16:00 PM »
I really don't want to vote simply because I love all the Nintendo consoles and have very good memories of the N64. Mario 64 and Zelda kicked me in the stomach with breathtaking 3D worlds that still impress me to this day. My controllers all still work great, and I have never had any issues with the console's workmanship.



The N64 may be lackluster in it's third-party offerings, and it's 2D potential was killed by the 2D phobia that swept the industry back then, but the N64 will always hold a special place in my heart. Not up there with the SNES or NES, but it'll never leave my side.
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« Reply #26 on: April 30, 2011, 08:41:03 PM »
Maybe I have different fingers than you.  I have very skinny, lanky fingers.  I thought my hands fit the dreamcast controller really nicely, and the buttons felt nice to me.  the d-pad was pretty nice for MvC also, and it withheld hours and hours of PSO abuse.

I wish the dreamcast didn't fall on its face.
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« Reply #27 on: May 01, 2011, 08:54:57 AM »
damn, i didn't realize that there was so much hate for the n64.
in all honesty, it's my favorite nintendo console.

i know i'm probably going to be brutally raped for this, but imo, the NES is pretty much shit outside of castlevania and mega man.

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« Reply #28 on: May 01, 2011, 08:58:14 AM »
i know i'm probably going to be brutally raped for this, but imo, the NES is pretty much shit outside of castlevania and mega man.

bend over please.
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« Reply #29 on: May 01, 2011, 09:19:02 AM »
I like the DC pad for DC games. It's not the greatest control ever, but it gets the job done and I like it so much more than the N64 pad which might be my least favorite official pad from 8-bit onward. When it comes to fighting games for DC, I just use the Saturn pad converter and japanese/Model 2 pads.
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