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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #15 on: July 30, 2015, 08:02:21 PM »
Tron, what's that game?

And besides, what are some of the other games shown but no name mentioned?

Great thread by the way.

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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #16 on: July 31, 2015, 12:20:01 AM »

Tron, what's that game?

And besides, what are some of the other games shown but no name mentioned?

Great thread by the way.

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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #17 on: July 31, 2015, 03:23:25 AM »
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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #18 on: July 31, 2015, 03:48:58 AM »


Depends... What happens over at his private beach ??

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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #19 on: July 31, 2015, 04:07:58 AM »
Depends... What happens over at his private beach ??

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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #20 on: August 01, 2015, 01:14:02 AM »


Depends... What happens over at his private beach ??

Probably mating season  :roll: Ya gotta love aero fighters 2&3 for there engrish.Unless video system were just having fun with it's silly story.

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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #21 on: August 01, 2015, 02:26:10 AM »
... 2&3 for there engrish.Unless video system were just having fun with it's silly story.

Both singular and plural possessives mangled in a single post.  Truly ironic for an Engrish thread.

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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #22 on: August 01, 2015, 05:43:10 AM »
One that has always made me smile since the 90s is from Samurai Showdown II (Neo Geo)



Still a better translation from Japanese that I could manage :wink:


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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #23 on: August 02, 2015, 10:01:53 AM »
 
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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #24 on: August 02, 2015, 10:19:17 AM »
Gams only here Esteban.

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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #25 on: August 02, 2015, 10:26:09 AM »
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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #26 on: August 02, 2015, 10:39:37 AM »
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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2015, 06:49:39 AM »


What's wrong with that?



Presumably onomatopoeia, so again nothing wrong.
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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2015, 07:18:08 AM »
I didn't knew beeps made "PI PI PI" and "GA GA GA" sounds... come on you know that it only makes sense if you consider Japanese pronunciation. Quit crapping in my thread ya dick :lol:... OVER. ぴぴぴ

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Re: Best Japanese-to-English Mistranslations? (aka ENGRISH)
« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2015, 08:01:12 AM »
NAM-1975 (Neo-Geo): See if you can also spot the error in the title screen next time you play it.